22 9 / 2014

itals0travelsintime:

fr0stedlips:

the-bitch-goddess-success:

the worst part about periods is like 

the betrayal

like

i wash you, vagina

i buy you nice toys

i even give you a hair cut sometimes

and you gon do me like this, vagina?

you gon do me like this BITCH PANTIES DON’T GROW ON TREES

This was beautiful

True though

(via shaneisgod)

22 9 / 2014

22 9 / 2014

fishcustardandthecumberbeast:

lazarusgirl:

secretninjachild:

What I think is totally awesome is that Daniel Craig said that the Queen was supposed to look up straight away, but she improvised the letter writing and completely blanked him, so the awkward standing there was completely realisitic. The Queen ignored James Bond because she was ACTING.

She ain’t called the Queen for nothing, kids.

I remember watching this live and thinking, ‘that’s not the Queen, no way.’ Then she turned around and HOLY FUCK! THAT’S THE ACTUAL QUEEN! 

And that’s why the 2012 Opening Ceremony will forever be my favourite.

(Source: lawyerupasshole, via thescarletqueen)

22 9 / 2014

redundantz:

easied:

if trees could talk i’d probably get emotionally attached to them

image

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22 9 / 2014

cartoonpolitics:

"Boy, these conservatives are really something, aren’t they? They’re all in favor of the unborn. They will do anything for the unborn. But once you’re born, you’re on your own. Pro-life conservatives are obsessed with the fetus from conception to nine months. After that, they don’t want to know about you. They don’t want to hear from you. No nothing. No neonatal care, no day care, no head start, no school lunch, no food stamps, no welfare, no nothing. If you’re preborn, you’re fine; if you’re preschool, you’re fucked." ~ George Carlin

cartoonpolitics:

"Boy, these conservatives are really something, aren’t they? They’re all in favor of the unborn. They will do anything for the unborn. But once you’re born, you’re on your own. Pro-life conservatives are obsessed with the fetus from conception to nine months. After that, they don’t want to know about you. They don’t want to hear from you. No nothing. No neonatal care, no day care, no head start, no school lunch, no food stamps, no welfare, no nothing. If you’re preborn, you’re fine; if you’re preschool, you’re fucked." ~ George Carlin

(via crabthehermit)

22 9 / 2014

fischotterchen:

v-for-valkyr:

gerardkingofhell:

softroot:

Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its hilarious

I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED ON SPONGEBOB

J U N I O R

I often forget that the creator of Spongebob was actually a marine biologist at one point.

fischotterchen:

v-for-valkyr:

gerardkingofhell:

softroot:

Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its hilarious

I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED ON SPONGEBOB

J U N I O R

I often forget that the creator of Spongebob was actually a marine biologist at one point.

(Source: gifsofanimalsinfilm, via cophinescockerspaniels)

22 9 / 2014

master-of-duct-tape:

avengersonna:

Where are all the hot people at

filming Marvel movies

(via thescarletqueen)

22 9 / 2014

p1ka-chu:

pancakereport:

thinkingupblognamesishard:

newandclassicemo:

A high school banned the marching band from playing Fall Out Boy songs because the lyrics were suggestive.

A marching band

Isn’t allowed to play Fall Out Boy 

Because of suggestive lyrics

Marching bands are instrumental

The High School Band Can’t Play Fall Out Boy Songs Because The Lyrics Are Suggestive by Panic! At The Disco.

TO SEE A MARCHING BAND

this happened at my high school with Lollipop by Lil Wayne in ‘09

(via sugar-cube-less)

22 9 / 2014

lotuslopez:

"not everyone has to be included all the time" says the person who is always included

(Source: worstpal, via walruscocktail)

22 9 / 2014

porfavor-inserte-nombre-aqui:

evaleeper:

stunningpicture:

Well I mean if it’s for Jesus…

If I say this to a Christian will it make their head explode like when you tell a robot a paradox

i need that in a shirt

porfavor-inserte-nombre-aqui:

evaleeper:

stunningpicture:

Well I mean if it’s for Jesus…

If I say this to a Christian will it make their head explode like when you tell a robot a paradox

i need that in a shirt

(via sugar-cube-less)