25 7 / 2014

theoburr:

I will never NOT smile at this.

theoburr:

I will never NOT smile at this.

(Source: officerlunchboxtfln)

25 7 / 2014

25 7 / 2014

mynameschai:

peregr1ne:

my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him

He’s not wrong…

(via official-owen-apologist)

25 7 / 2014

  • 1: no one ever texts me
  • *gets a text*
  • 1: wtf do you want

25 7 / 2014

wheelbite-marks:

roll-dankle:

nosdrinker:

eveltal:

supamuthafuckinvillain:

sageoftenpaths:

WOW

I’m pretty sure you’ve reached Legendary Status when the God of Skating, Tony Hawk looses his shit

That’s literally the move Christ Air from the first tony hawk pro skater game

HE REALLY DID IT

When people who don’t skate talk about skateboarding lol

^^^^^^^^^^^^

(Source: 7hesevenhills, via pcrnography)

25 7 / 2014

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

(via gadreel-angel-of-the-lord)

25 7 / 2014

25 7 / 2014

  • 1: have you ever ran a marathon
  • 2: yeah
  • 1: which one
  • 2: a movie one

25 7 / 2014

25 7 / 2014

i-am-momo-senpai:

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

enchantedsnail:

punksexandshit:

ceaseless-reverie:

50shadesofgaylinson:

What do strippers do when they’re on their period

What do female astronauts do when they’re on their period

what do homeless women do when they get their period

what did tribeswomen do when they got their period

what do fictional characters do when they get their period

We never even solved the first one

(Source: littleladylouis, via who-will-pray-for-the-dead)